I stare down an empty bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, wondering, "Do I have a little Captain in me?" I don't own a sword. I've never pirated a ship on the high seas. They're both on my checklist of ways to imitate Johnny Depp and get girls. So far the Secret Window schizophrenia thing isn't working too well.
What an EPIC day in the world. No I'm not talking about the US soccer team and their poignant World Cup victory. Nor am I referring to the epic historic unprecedented marathon of a Wimbledon tennis match neither... BUT...THE iPHONE 4 WAS RELEASED TODAY! Dare I say more? I'll spare you the details, but Steve Jobs mentioned factory included apps that include: doing your laundry, and eliminating all forms of actual human interactions from your daily schedule. Future Saint Mother Theresa, that's awesome.
Unfortunately, today was routine for me. As routine as watching a 7-hour tennis match can be. Still not decided yet... I'm getting up early to finish watching the "history in the making/postponing/recommencing." The Queen will be in the house. QE2 at the Wimbledizzle! Word up to her Parliament.
I have one follower now. As with all of my followers, this is a pyramid scheme. You must get two people, and they must get two people, and you must all give me two dollars. You have one day...
I think I'll go contemplate String Theory with Leonard and Sheldon now.
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